And bingo was his name ... oh!

Get your bar bingo on at Seville Quarter this Monday and every Monday. The fun starts at 9 p.m. in Apple Annie’s with Buck and the Girls. Try not to giggle when they call O69.

Or drag yourself to Emerald City. If you think you can make yourself look good enough, enter the weekly Drag-A-Rama amateur drag contest with your host, Penny Holliday.

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